Canada411 channel for Sherlock
So you’ve ditched the phonebook in favour of Canada411 and life is grand. Within seconds, you’ve got the phone number and address of that hottie you’re stalking. A few clicks and a cut-and-paste later, you pinpoint your target’s location with the help of MapQuest. Easy, yes, but tedious and somewhat slow. Wouldn’t it be great if there was a better way?
Well, now there is! Introducing Vic’s Canada411 Sherlock Channel! Tracking your objects of secret affection is easier than ever! Simply enter the person’s name and city in Sherlock, click on the matching name when it comes up and … voilà ! Instant attack plan! You’ll wonder how you ever managed without it.
Warning: Only works on MacOSX Jaguar. Only works in Canada. Above scenario is hypothetical. This site does not condone stalking.