Archive for the ‘culture’ Category

Pope leaves Toronto alive

Jul 29, 2002

After narrowly missing the effects of the Toronto garbage strike, successfully avoiding a Toronto heatwave, and surviving legions of Catholic fanboys and fangirls, The Pope boarded his plane early this afternoon and said farewell to Canada, most likely for the last time.

Ladies and gentlemen, His Holiness has left the country … alive.

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Fat Americans sue fast food firms

Jul 26, 2002

Those litigation-happy Americans are at it again. It seems that a group of rotund Empire State inhabitants are suing several fast food joints for serving unhealthy food. Consumption of the scrumptious morcels that those merchants sell has increased their weight, so the claim goes. As I see it, there are two main reasons … Read more