Vic suggested that I comment on my rise in the Google rankings. At present writing, a Google search for “ian stevens” returns my Radio weblog as the highest ranking search result, surpassing even famous Shrewsbury forward Ian Stevens as well as Ian Stevens, the prominent and prolific astrophysist. Indeed, three of the top ten search results for my name return pages which I have authored. In the past few days, I have noticed Google and Altavista spiders in my access log, so it is only a matter of time before this weblog reaches the top ten space and boots some other Ian Stevens down to the second page. Everyone needs a goal, and mine is to occupy the entire first page of the Google search results for my name. These small and petty victories are the only things which keep me breathing, I swear.