{"id":791,"date":"2009-11-17T17:28:16","date_gmt":"2009-11-17T21:28:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/tweets\/theyre-doing-the-electric-sli.html"},"modified":"2009-11-17T17:28:16","modified_gmt":"2009-11-17T21:28:16","slug":"theyre-doing-the-electric-sli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/tweets\/theyre-doing-the-electric-sli.html","title":{"rendered":"They’re doing the electric sli…"},"content":{"rendered":"

They’re doing the electric slide, but some of these Microsoft Store employees are dead inside: http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=TSAXEVXvNz8<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

They’re doing the electric slide, but some of these Microsoft Store employees are dead inside: http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=TSAXEVXvNz8<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/791"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=791"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/791\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}