{"id":722,"date":"2009-09-29T15:30:51","date_gmt":"2009-09-29T19:30:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/tweets\/in-calling-bellvirgin-fucker.html"},"modified":"2009-09-29T15:30:51","modified_gmt":"2009-09-29T19:30:51","slug":"in-calling-bellvirgin-fucker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/tweets\/in-calling-bellvirgin-fucker.html","title":{"rendered":"In calling Bell\/Virgin &#8220;fucker&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In calling Bell\/Virgin &#8220;fuckers&#8221;, I mean &#8220;fuckers who reduce plan features and charge you 50% more for the privilege.&#8221; Yes, those fuckers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In calling Bell\/Virgin &#8220;fuckers&#8221;, I mean &#8220;fuckers who reduce plan features and charge you 50% more for the privilege.&#8221; Yes, those fuckers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=722"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}