{"id":660,"date":"2009-08-10T14:26:53","date_gmt":"2009-08-10T18:26:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/tweets\/retailers-why-do-i-continue-t.html"},"modified":"2009-08-10T14:26:53","modified_gmt":"2009-08-10T18:26:53","slug":"retailers-why-do-i-continue-t","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/tweets\/retailers-why-do-i-continue-t.html","title":{"rendered":"Retailers, why do I continue t&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Retailers, why do I continue to be subjected to the agonizing noise that is Shakira&#8217;s &#8220;Hips Don&#8217;t Lie&#8221; when I enter your stores? #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23makeitstop\">makeitstop<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Retailers, why do I continue to be subjected to the agonizing noise that is Shakira&#8217;s &#8220;Hips Don&#8217;t Lie&#8221; when I enter your stores? #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23makeitstop\">makeitstop<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}