{"id":656,"date":"2009-08-06T20:47:57","date_gmt":"2009-08-07T00:47:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/tweets\/you-know-whats-creepy-the-fa.html"},"modified":"2009-08-06T20:47:57","modified_gmt":"2009-08-07T00:47:57","slug":"you-know-whats-creepy-the-fa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/tweets\/you-know-whats-creepy-the-fa.html","title":{"rendered":"You know what&#8217;s creepy? The fa&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know what&#8217;s creepy? The fat bald guy at my gym who watches TLC and TSN around this time in a towel and sunglasses. Yes, sunglasses.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know what&#8217;s creepy? The fat bald guy at my gym who watches TLC and TSN around this time in a towel and sunglasses. Yes, sunglasses.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=656"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}