{"id":624,"date":"2009-07-15T13:33:46","date_gmt":"2009-07-15T17:33:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/tweets\/im-looking-to-hire-someone-to.html"},"modified":"2009-07-15T13:33:46","modified_gmt":"2009-07-15T17:33:46","slug":"im-looking-to-hire-someone-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/tweets\/im-looking-to-hire-someone-to.html","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m looking to hire someone to&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m looking to hire someone to stand by my desk for those times I feel like hitting someone. Most days he wouldn&#8217;t get hit. Not like today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m looking to hire someone to stand by my desk for those times I feel like hitting someone. Most days he wouldn&#8217;t get hit. Not like today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/624"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=624"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/624\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}