{"id":584,"date":"2009-06-14T20:42:50","date_gmt":"2009-06-15T00:42:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/tweets\/this-afternoon-at-mars-in-the.html"},"modified":"2009-06-14T20:42:50","modified_gmt":"2009-06-15T00:42:50","slug":"this-afternoon-at-mars-in-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/tweets\/this-afternoon-at-mars-in-the.html","title":{"rendered":"This afternoon at Mars in the &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This afternoon at Mars in the Beaches, a waiter sheepishly asked me and @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/NanaAba\">NanaAba<\/a> if we were Thunderheist. <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/12XkQa\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/12XkQa<\/a> That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This afternoon at Mars in the Beaches, a waiter sheepishly asked me and @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/NanaAba\">NanaAba<\/a> if we were Thunderheist. <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/12XkQa\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/12XkQa<\/a> That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=584"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}