{"id":577,"date":"2009-05-19T12:38:01","date_gmt":"2009-05-19T16:38:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/tweets\/if-modern-humans-ate-neanderth.html"},"modified":"2009-05-19T12:38:01","modified_gmt":"2009-05-19T16:38:01","slug":"if-modern-humans-ate-neanderth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/tweets\/if-modern-humans-ate-neanderth.html","title":{"rendered":"If modern humans ate Neanderth&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If modern humans ate Neanderthals to extinction, how long until we can buy juicy cloned Neanderthal meat burgers? <a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/o42srj\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/o42srj<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If modern humans ate Neanderthals to extinction, how long until we can buy juicy cloned Neanderthal meat burgers? <a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/o42srj\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/o42srj<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=577"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}