{"id":428,"date":"2008-12-30T02:07:03","date_gmt":"2008-12-30T06:07:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/tweets\/dont-go-outside-the-metal-ro.html"},"modified":"2008-12-30T02:07:03","modified_gmt":"2008-12-30T06:07:03","slug":"dont-go-outside-the-metal-ro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/tweets\/dont-go-outside-the-metal-ro.html","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t go outside! The metal ro&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t go outside! The metal roof of our third story balcony just blew clean off and is now on the ground wedged between two buildings!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t go outside! The metal roof of our third story balcony just blew clean off and is now on the ground wedged between two buildings!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=428"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}