{"id":282,"date":"2003-01-20T15:07:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-20T20:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/uncategorised\/sanctity_of_human_life_day_2003.html"},"modified":"2006-10-15T19:22:16","modified_gmt":"2006-10-16T00:22:16","slug":"sanctity_of_human_life_day_2003","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/politics\/sanctity_of_human_life_day_2003.html","title":{"rendered":"Get Your War On: Sanctity of Human Life Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

A new page of Get Your War On strips<\/a> was posted yesterday, including some scathing remarks on the United States’ Sanctity of Human Life Day<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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WOMAN: If my daughters were systematically raped as part of a war crime, could I counsel them about abortion? Or would that violate the spirit of National Sanctity of Life Day?<\/p>\n

MAN: Come on, we have to keep the spirit of that day alive all year! Like Ebeneezer Scrooge and Christmas! Life is sooo<\/em> precious!<\/p>\n

WOMAN: Yeah … what a precious gift life is. Especially when it’s forced into you, bloodily, again and again, by a group of soldiers holding you down in a refugee camp. The Lord works in mysterious ways.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Hey, that was yesterday! Happy belated Sanctity of Human Life Day, visiting Americans! Wouldn’t it be nice if you guys could celebrate your special day by fire-bombing Baghdad and “liberating” thousands of Iraqi citizens starved by crippling sanctions? That would be keen!<\/p>\n

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A history of National Sanctity of Human Life Day:<\/p>\n