{"id":2220,"date":"2012-07-18T10:47:10","date_gmt":"2012-07-18T14:47:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/tweets\/waited-home-this-morn-in-hopes.html"},"modified":"2012-07-18T10:47:10","modified_gmt":"2012-07-18T14:47:10","slug":"waited-home-this-morn-in-hopes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/tweets\/waited-home-this-morn-in-hopes.html","title":{"rendered":"Waited home this morn in hopes…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Waited home this morn in hopes of catching a package “out on delivery.” I gave up after 2 hrs. Naturally the package arrived 10 min later. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Waited home this morn in hopes of catching a package “out on delivery.” I gave up after 2 hrs. Naturally the package arrived 10 min later. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2220"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2220"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2220\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}