{"id":1061,"date":"2010-03-03T10:05:41","date_gmt":"2010-03-03T15:05:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/tweets\/my-birthday-isnt-for-months.html"},"modified":"2010-03-03T10:05:41","modified_gmt":"2010-03-03T15:05:41","slug":"my-birthday-isnt-for-months","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/tweets\/my-birthday-isnt-for-months.html","title":{"rendered":"My birthday isn&#8217;t for months. &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My birthday isn&#8217;t for months. That should give everyone plenty of time to pool their money together and buy me this: <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/144mjG\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/144mjG<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My birthday isn&#8217;t for months. That should give everyone plenty of time to pool their money together and buy me this: <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/144mjG\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/144mjG<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1061"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crazedmonkey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}